What do you call money that falls from the sky during daytime?
Daylight savings
Why was the cricket team given lighters?
Because they lost all their matches
What starts with P and ends with E and has lots of letters in it?
Post Office
What type of music is the balloon most afraid of?
Pop music
What do you call security guards outside a samsung shop?
Guardians of the galaxy
How do you double your money faster?
Put it in front of a mirror
Why did the mechanic sleep under the car?
He wanted to get up oily in the morning
What does a monster call a train full of passengers?
A chew chew train
How do you fix a tomato?
With tomato paste
Why do mushrooms grow in paddocks and lawns?
Because there is not much room inside
What is black and white and red all over?
A sunburnt penguin
What wobbles in the sky?