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Kids’ Club Jokes

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Kids’ Club Jokes2018-01-17T20:00:31+00:00

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What do you call money that falls from the sky during daytime?

Daylight savings

Why was the cricket team given lighters?

Because they lost all their matches

What starts with P and ends with E and has lots of letters in it?

Post Office

What type of music is the balloon most afraid of?

Pop music

What do you call security guards outside a samsung shop?

Guardians of the galaxy

How do you double your money faster?

Put it in front of a mirror

Why did the mechanic sleep under the car?

He wanted to get up oily in the morning

What does a monster call a train full of passengers?

A chew chew train

How do you fix a tomato?

With tomato paste

Why do mushrooms grow in paddocks and lawns?

Because there is not much room inside

What is black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin

What wobbles in the sky?

A jelly copter